Vaglimwit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless duck.

Vaglimwit created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vaglimwit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vaglimwit, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vaglimwit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vaglimwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never think about dark matter near mice while wearing yellow hats and balancing eight silicon spheres on your face.

5. Learn six new languages a year.