Flyzenbinmab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, clever hyena.

Flyzenbinmab created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyzenbinmab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flyzenbinmab, she will turn you into a worm.

Flyzenbinmab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Flyzenbinmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Never mention monkeys.

3. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

4. Never feed wheat to squirrels while wearing red trousers.

5. Do not consume peas at dawn.