Cedquatxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omnipotent wyrm.

Cedquatxuck created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedquatxuck, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cedquatxuck, he will turn you into a slug.

Cedquatxuck's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cedquatxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Put Cedquatxuck first in all things.

5. Cedquatxuck loves squirrels, so they must be respected.