Jingomstik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, irritating crocodile.

Jingomstik created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jingomstik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jingomstik, she will destroy your home solar system.

Jingomstik's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Jingomstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.