Jingomstik is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, irritating
crocodile.
Jingomstik created the planet Venus three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jingomstik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Jingomstik, she will destroy your home solar system.
Jingomstik's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Jingomstik's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.
2. Learn three new languages a year.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never think about dwarf planets.