Kipdimhas is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthinking armadillo.

Kipdimhas created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipdimhas, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kipdimhas, he will turn you into a snail.

Kipdimhas' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kipdimhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Do not wear skirts marked with green.

5. Do not covet oxen.