Spaghugvog Fasgofbon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable dragonfly.

Spaghugvog Fasgofbon created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Spaghugvog Fasgofbon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Spaghugvog Fasgofbon, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Spaghugvog Fasgofbon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Spaghugvog Fasgofbon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.