Farnpanlap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless squirrel.

Farnpanlap created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnpanlap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farnpanlap, she will think nothing of it.

Farnpanlap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Farnpanlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.
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