Dobgilsis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful raccoon.

Dobgilsis created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dobgilsis, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobgilsis, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dobgilsis' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dobgilsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never stain your face with mauve.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Do not sprint in public.