Gebfomdid Minsispib is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited duck.

Gebfomdid Minsispib created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gebfomdid Minsispib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebfomdid Minsispib, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gebfomdid Minsispib's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gebfomdid Minsispib's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not take Gebfomdid Minsispib's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Do not make images of living things.