Rowmaddog Zedsatcet is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving faun.

Rowmaddog Zedsatcet created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowmaddog Zedsatcet, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rowmaddog Zedsatcet, she will not invite you to parties.

Rowmaddog Zedsatcet's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rowmaddog Zedsatcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not take Rowmaddog Zedsatcet's name in vain.