Sadwonstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered clam.

Sadwonstrag created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadwonstrag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sadwonstrag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sadwonstrag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sadwonstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sadwonstrag's priests.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

5. Always stare at clouds.