Niggof is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciless zebra.

Niggof created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niggof, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Niggof, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Niggof's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Niggof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.