Bitrutthaktar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet butterfly.

Bitrutthaktar created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitrutthaktar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bitrutthaktar, she will ignore you.

Bitrutthaktar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bitrutthaktar's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always obey Bitrutthaktar's priests.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.