Manbellwit Fobsisbumdagfedvan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered wombat.

Manbellwit Fobsisbumdagfedvan created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manbellwit Fobsisbumdagfedvan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manbellwit Fobsisbumdagfedvan, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Manbellwit Fobsisbumdagfedvan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Manbellwit Fobsisbumdagfedvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing red coats and balancing six aluminium spheres on your hands.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.