Kemstigraw is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful alligator.

Kemstigraw created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemstigraw, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kemstigraw, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kemstigraw's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kemstigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Kemstigraw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Never feed tomatoes to sheep while wearing cyan jumpers.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.
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