Carcimab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, annoying duck.

Carcimab created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carcimab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carcimab, it will manifest in front of you.

Carcimab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Carcimab's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

2. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with mice.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

5. Erect eight lead sculptures of Carcimab on top of important buildings.