Liglingun Talladcad is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, fast
swan.
Liglingun Talladcad created the planet Mars three million years ago.
If you believe in
Liglingun Talladcad, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Liglingun Talladcad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Liglingun Talladcad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Liglingun Talladcad's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always help tortoises.
3. Never think about comets.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Liglingun Talladcad.
5. Do not chant in public.