Stikgeddub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unjust jaguar.

Stikgeddub created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikgeddub, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stikgeddub, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stikgeddub's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Stikgeddub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Stikgeddub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed melons to monkeys while wearing black hats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Put Stikgeddub first in all things.