Flybessfat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, loving hummingbird.

Flybessfat created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Flybessfat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flybessfat, he will not invite you to parties.

Flybessfat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Flybessfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Hide from indigo turtles for they are unholy.

3. Never feed onions to swans while wearing kilts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help sick pigs.
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