Ciptomcep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, weak hamster.

Ciptomcep created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciptomcep, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ciptomcep, it will not care at all.

Ciptomcep's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ciptomcep's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the south.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.