Nullnegced Ladnursab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong dragonfly.

Nullnegced Ladnursab created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullnegced Ladnursab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullnegced Ladnursab, she will think nothing of it.

Nullnegced Ladnursab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nullnegced Ladnursab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Always remove shirts before touching aluminium.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Do not record secrets concerning moons.