Tanmetkop is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil octopus.

Tanmetkop created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanmetkop, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tanmetkop, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tanmetkop's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tanmetkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never jump near seals.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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