Bepgigzig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful mouse.

Bepgigzig created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Bepgigzig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bepgigzig, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bepgigzig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bepgigzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed lentils to bats while wearing scarves.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.