Fligxinhub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, idiotic wyrm.

Fligxinhub created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligxinhub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fligxinhub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fligxinhub's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fligxinhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Fligxinhub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed garlic to sharks while wearing turquoise ear rings.