Cedwabrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered cobra.

Cedwabrutt created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedwabrutt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cedwabrutt, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cedwabrutt's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cedwabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Cedwabrutt on top of important buildings.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed tomatoes to manatees while wearing indigo dresses.

5. Never feed lemons to grasshopers while wearing kilts.