Sandbenjat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous dragonfly.

Sandbenjat created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbenjat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sandbenjat, she will turn you into a goat.

Sandbenjat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sandbenjat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sandbenjat.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Run away from magenta tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Sandbenjat in the centre of the settlement.