Basthitkon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unselfish dingo.

Basthitkon created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Basthitkon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Basthitkon, he will make you grow a tail.

Basthitkon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Basthitkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Basthitkon loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.