Bogyarlcam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful swallow.

Bogyarlcam created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogyarlcam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogyarlcam, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bogyarlcam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bogyarlcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Bogyarlcam in the centre of the settlement.