Bot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless butterfly.

Bot created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bot's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

2. Do not name children after mice.

3. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

4. Never remain standing at dawn.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing white shirts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your legs.