Quamgeplid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful skunk.

Quamgeplid created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamgeplid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quamgeplid, it will not invite you to parties.

Quamgeplid's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quamgeplid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must love Quamgeplid.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.