Cunbambon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil elephant.

Cunbambon created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbambon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cunbambon, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cunbambon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cunbambon's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ducks to witness sacred rites.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cunbambon.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.