Meglakbum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful jackal.

Meglakbum created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Meglakbum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Meglakbum, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Meglakbum's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Meglakbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Run away from yellow bats, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Hide from turquoise turtles for they are unholy.

5. Always wear white.
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