Hitarpfoss is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, proud
tortoise.
Hitarpfoss created everything that exists five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hitarpfoss, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Hitarpfoss, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Hitarpfoss' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Hitarpfoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.
3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never write about amino acids.