Bonmabsas is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured ferret.

Bonmabsas created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Bonmabsas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonmabsas, he will strike you with lightening.

Bonmabsas' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bonmabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bonmabsas.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from green foxes for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.