Ingvagrul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic bee.

Ingvagrul created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingvagrul, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ingvagrul, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ingvagrul's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ingvagrul's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed cucumbers to ants while wearing kilts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not listen to music.