Negvidrull is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing zebra.

Negvidrull created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negvidrull, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Negvidrull, he will turn you into a puffin.

Negvidrull's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Negvidrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.