Negvidrull is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, astonishing
zebra.
Negvidrull created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Negvidrull, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Negvidrull, he will turn you into a puffin.
Negvidrull's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Negvidrull's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.