Targcadbad is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless
salamander.
Targcadbad created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Targcadbad, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Targcadbad, she will manifest in front of you.
Targcadbad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Targcadbad's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never feed bananas to sheep while wearing blue shirts.
3. Never think about optics.
4. Targcadbad loves geese, so they must be honoured.
5. Never wear boots.