Targcadbad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless salamander.

Targcadbad created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targcadbad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Targcadbad, she will manifest in front of you.

Targcadbad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Targcadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never feed bananas to sheep while wearing blue shirts.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Targcadbad loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear boots.