Fubtabbass is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ruthless dolphin.

Fubtabbass created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubtabbass, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fubtabbass, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fubtabbass' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fubtabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Fubtabbass on top of important buildings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.