Fubtabbass is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, ruthless
dolphin.
Fubtabbass created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fubtabbass, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fubtabbass, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Fubtabbass' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Fubtabbass' Holy Commandments1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Fubtabbass on top of important buildings.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never look at dwarf planets.