Manloggemvig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, clever frog.

Manloggemvig created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manloggemvig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Manloggemvig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Manloggemvig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Manloggemvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Manloggemvig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not leap in public.