Natfossfubbig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident lobster.

Natfossfubbig created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natfossfubbig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Natfossfubbig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Natfossfubbig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Natfossfubbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from green otters for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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