Barnbiglarp is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage grasshopper.

Barnbiglarp created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnbiglarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Barnbiglarp, it will cry a lot.

Barnbiglarp's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Barnbiglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never chant near tapirs.

4. Put Barnbiglarp first in all things.

5. Barnbiglarp must be the most important thing in your life.