Flamhubzen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident toad.

Flamhubzen created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamhubzen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flamhubzen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flamhubzen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Flamhubzen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Flamhubzen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Flamhubzen.

4. Do not keep six snakes in a large pit.

5. Always help sick moths.