Flamhubzen is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident
toad.
Flamhubzen created the solar system five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flamhubzen, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Flamhubzen, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Flamhubzen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Flamhubzen's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Flamhubzen in the centre of the settlement.
2. Eagles are not to be trusted.
3. You must love Flamhubzen.
4. Do not keep six snakes in a large pit.
5. Always help sick moths.