Milgonteen Dungebnull Watstanfutvagloptinnab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, prudent armadillo.

Milgonteen Dungebnull Watstanfutvagloptinnab created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Milgonteen Dungebnull Watstanfutvagloptinnab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Milgonteen Dungebnull Watstanfutvagloptinnab, he will turn you into a plant.

Milgonteen Dungebnull Watstanfutvagloptinnab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Milgonteen Dungebnull Watstanfutvagloptinnab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Put Milgonteen Dungebnull Watstanfutvagloptinnab first in all things.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. You must never eat melons.