Laglunbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying hummingbird.

Laglunbonk created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Laglunbonk, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Laglunbonk, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Laglunbonk's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Laglunbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed gooseberries to dogs while wearing skirts.