Cutloopfascatcatsugzanjap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable fly.

Cutloopfascatcatsugzanjap created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutloopfascatcatsugzanjap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutloopfascatcatsugzanjap, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cutloopfascatcatsugzanjap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cutloopfascatcatsugzanjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Do not make images of living things.