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He takes the form of a slender, blissful
crow.
Catlogbet Vonwegflis created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
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If you do not believe in
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Catlogbet Vonwegflis' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Catlogbet Vonwegflis' Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the east.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Hide if four badgers approach from the north.
4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.