Libortyak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless elephant.

Libortyak created water two years ago.

If you believe in Libortyak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libortyak, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Libortyak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Libortyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing white trousers and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not take Libortyak's name in vain.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to voles while wearing cyan ear rings.