Fotcipzed Yikjoppog Ditrillhak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous bird.

Fotcipzed Yikjoppog Ditrillhak created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotcipzed Yikjoppog Ditrillhak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fotcipzed Yikjoppog Ditrillhak, he will ignore you.

Fotcipzed Yikjoppog Ditrillhak's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fotcipzed Yikjoppog Ditrillhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with yellow.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.