Dadlagbogton is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, vain fox.

Dadlagbogton created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dadlagbogton, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dadlagbogton, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dadlagbogton's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dadlagbogton's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Dadlagbogton.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Do not listen to music.