Bogdibgar is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring
manatee.
Bogdibgar created an electron eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bogdibgar, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Bogdibgar, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Bogdibgar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Bogdibgar's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dark energy near horses while wearing orange rings and balancing seven tin spheres on your legs.
2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.
3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not dye your hair yellow.