Kadcussnill is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring swallow.

Kadcussnill created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Kadcussnill, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kadcussnill, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Kadcussnill's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kadcussnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing trousers.

4. Do not take Kadcussnill's name in vain.

5. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.