Pibkikflam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind ant.

Pibkikflam created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Pibkikflam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pibkikflam, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pibkikflam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pibkikflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near bats while wearing mauve kilts and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Never gather three horses in one place.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not gather at towers at dusk.