Lig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced ant.

Lig created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Never paint your head orange.

3. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.