Dimbogflam is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable
dragon.
Dimbogflam created Asia two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimbogflam, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Dimbogflam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Dimbogflam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Dimbogflam's Holy Commandments1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.
2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never go into cyan rooms.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.