Larglinbid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless camel.

Larglinbid created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larglinbid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larglinbid, it will cry a lot.

Larglinbid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Larglinbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never stain your arms with turquoise.