Cusswanbif is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring hippopotamus.

Cusswanbif created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cusswanbif, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cusswanbif, she will send you a sign.

Cusswanbif's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cusswanbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Do not drink alcohol.