Sogjarnrot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable hedgehog.

Sogjarnrot created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogjarnrot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sogjarnrot, it will not care at all.

Sogjarnrot's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sogjarnrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never feed bread to snakes while wearing shorts.

5. Do not wear hats marked with purple.