Fitfotkon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent lizard.

Fitfotkon created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitfotkon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fitfotkon, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fitfotkon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fitfotkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet white.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to goats while wearing orange rings.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Worship no other gods but Fitfotkon.

5. Never wear corsets.