Fubquartbim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, slow bee.

Fubquartbim created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubquartbim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fubquartbim, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fubquartbim's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fubquartbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ducks while wearing red corsets.

2. Do not sing at crossroads.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Fubquartbim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.