Bugbellhom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent squirrel.

Bugbellhom created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbellhom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bugbellhom, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bugbellhom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bugbellhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Put Bugbellhom first in all things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.