Zimpag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage mouse.

Zimpag created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zimpag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zimpag, he will cry a lot.

Zimpag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zimpag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Always share aubergines with strangers, but never with otters.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.