Nelgabliprap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, quiet frog.

Nelgabliprap created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelgabliprap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nelgabliprap, he will not care at all.

Nelgabliprap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nelgabliprap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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