Bimlipfum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional octopus.

Bimlipfum created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Bimlipfum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bimlipfum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bimlipfum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bimlipfum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never record signs.

3. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Do not travel during winter.