Hunpidhom is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonourable pig.

Hunpidhom created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Hunpidhom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hunpidhom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hunpidhom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hunpidhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.