Pograpraplikjan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, conceited naga.

Pograpraplikjan created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pograpraplikjan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pograpraplikjan, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pograpraplikjan's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pograpraplikjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Worship no other gods but Pograpraplikjan.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.
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