Rawqueegkab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful guinea pig.

Rawqueegkab created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawqueegkab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rawqueegkab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rawqueegkab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rawqueegkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five capybaras near walls.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Never prepare turnips during summer.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never approach rivers carrying wood.