Limlitdub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid seal.

Limlitdub created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limlitdub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Limlitdub, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Limlitdub's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Limlitdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing magenta skirts and balancing nine silver spheres on your feet.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.