Cibbitkonvedgumbisshamqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome raven.

Cibbitkonvedgumbisshamqueeg created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbitkonvedgumbisshamqueeg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cibbitkonvedgumbisshamqueeg, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cibbitkonvedgumbisshamqueeg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cibbitkonvedgumbisshamqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never feed nuts to eagles while wearing jumpers.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibbitkonvedgumbisshamqueeg.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.